🍪 Crappy Cookie
An idle clicker game. Click the cookie. The cookie resents you.
- CategorySimulation
- ControlsMouse / touch
- Players1
- Play timeForever, apparently
- DifficultyEasy
- PriceFree (obviously)
About Crappy Cookie
Crappy Cookie is a free idle clicker game. You click a cookie. You get a cookie. You buy a grandma with cookies; the grandma bakes cookies. You buy a worse grandma. Numbers go up. The cookie's face becomes increasingly disappointed in you as your cookies-per-second climbs.
It's an incremental game in the tradition of Cookie Clicker, stripped down to the bit that works: buy things, wait, buy more things. Progress auto-saves in your browser, so you can close the tab and come back to a worried cookie and a big pile of numbers.
How to Play Crappy Cookie
- Click the big cookie to earn cookies.
- Spend cookies in the shop on the right to buy things that produce cookies automatically.
- Prices go up every time you buy one. That's the whole genre.
- Upgrades multiply your click value or your production rate.
- Your progress saves automatically every few seconds and when you leave the page.
Tips & Tricks
- Early on, clicking is your best income. Later, clicking is embarrassing.
- Buy the cheapest producer until its payback time is worse than the next one up.
- There is no ending. Stop when you feel bad.
Crappy Cookie FAQ
Does Crappy Cookie save progress?
Yes, in your browser's local storage. Clearing site data or using a different browser starts you over.
Is it like Cookie Clicker?
It's a loving, much crappier tribute. Same loop, fewer features, one cookie with feelings.
Is there an end?
No. Idle games don't end. They just get slower.
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