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Free Browser Games You Can Play Right Now
Crappy Browser Games is a collection of free online games that run instantly in your browser. No app store, no launcher, no "create an account to continue" — click a game, it loads, you play. Every game is a single HTML file made by hand, which is why they're crappy, and also why they're fast.
We've got tower defense games with cats, a typing game about flame wars, an evolution simulator, and the usual arcade games where a number goes up until you die. New crappy games get added whenever we finish one.
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Featured Crappy Games
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Questionable CatacombsNEWA bad browser roguelite with procedural floors, pocket dust, and loot that barely helps.
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Purr-imeter DefenseNEWA cat tower defense game. The towers are cats. The perimeter is purr.
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Tzompantli: The CausewayNEWAztec-flavoured lane defense. Post rites on the stones. Blood is currency.
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Primordial BitsNEWAn evolution simulator. Watch digital creatures eat, breed, and mutate.
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Flame WarNEWA typing game. Type or be ratioed.
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Popup PurgatoryNEWClose the popups or die. 24 windows on screen and your machine crashes.
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Unfair PlatformerNEWEight rooms. Inverted controls, input lag, gravity flips, and a door that runs away. You will not finish.
Newest Games
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Questionable CatacombsNEW
A bad browser roguelite with procedural floors, pocket dust, and loot that barely helps.
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Purr-imeter DefenseNEW
A cat tower defense game. The towers are cats. The perimeter is purr.
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Tzompantli: The CausewayNEW
Aztec-flavoured lane defense. Post rites on the stones. Blood is currency.
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Primordial BitsNEW
An evolution simulator. Watch digital creatures eat, breed, and mutate.
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Flame WarNEW
A typing game. Type or be ratioed.
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Gnome LauncherNEWHow far can a gnome go? Set the angle, set the power, find out.
Browse by Category
- Arcade Games
Fast, twitchy, free arcade games you can play online instantly. High scores, combos, and rage. No download required.
- Tower Defense Games
Play free tower defense games in your browser. Build towers, hold the line, lose anyway. Cats, Aztec rites, and other questionable defenders.
- Simulation & Idle Games
Free browser simulation and idle games. Watch digital life evolve, click cookies that hate you, and let numbers go up while you do literally nothing.
- Typing Games
Free online typing games that actually make you type faster. Destroy internet trolls with your keyboard. No sign-up, works in any browser.
- Physics & Launch Games
Free browser physics games: launch gnomes, bounce off things, and chase distance records. Simple to play, hard to put down.
- Roguelike & Roguelite Games
Free browser roguelike and roguelite games with procedural dungeons, bad loot, permadeath, and tiny upgrades. Play instantly online.
Why "Crappy"?
Because honesty is SEO. The internet used to be full of weird little games people made in a weekend and put online for free. Flash died, the app stores ate everything, and now every "free" game wants your email and 4GB of storage. This site is a tiny protest: small games, made fast, hosted on a page that looks like it's from 2002, with ads so we can keep the lights on.
Some of them are actually good. We don't advertise which ones. That's part of the fun.
How to play
Click a game. It opens on its own page with instructions, tips, and the game itself. Most games work with a mouse or keyboard on desktop; a lot of them work on phones too — each game page says which. Your high scores and progress are saved in your browser's local storage, so they stick around as long as you don't clear your site data.
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